Manchester United

[tench]

Portsmouth si je zabil 3 avtogole, prijazni gostje, ni kaj

Sam sem bil napovedal izid 5-0, tako da ni pri vsem skupaj pravzaprav nič čudnega. Še dobro, da nisem gledal.

[tench]

Razkrivamo vzrok in vir vseh Portsmouthovih finančnih težav. Ne zmorejo prodati niti nepremičnin v klubski lasti, da bi poplačali dolgove iz naslova zapadlih davčnih obveznosti. Gospa Mandarić se je poglobila v zadevo in ji prišla do dna. Šokantno razkritje pokaže, da je glavni krivec za nastalo mizerijo Ryan Giggs....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zP7cUIC0 ... re=related

[The_Milkman]

Alex sa suknjicom....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3f4zeGj9fk

[tench]

Alex sa suknjicom....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3f4zeGj9fk

On misli, da je neki trener, al' da daš meni ovakve igrače i ja bi bio prvak....


Ta tip je genij. Alfred Nobel je pionirček zanj....

[The_Milkman]

Pa nije..on je samo običan čovjek...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiVhPism90I

...a i ljubitelj filma i avtomobilizma
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZeGsaEsi1zE

[The_Milkman]

Real Madrid have today risked the wrath of Manchester United manager Mr. Ferguson by planning an audacious world record bid for prolific Manchester United striker “Own Goal”.

With 10 goals already this season, Goal is Manchester United’s 2nd top scorer, two ahead of perpetually sedated Bulgarian hitman Dimitar Berbatov.

Goal, who regularly partners fellow Utd striker “Dodgy Injury Time Winner” up front, is thought to be flattered by the interest from the Spanish giants.

Own Goal’s agent, Paul Stretford, told reporters, “Of course he’s flattered, but he’s a United player and he’s very happy here.”

“And apart from that, I’m not sure there are many defences as dire as Portsmouth’s in La Liga, so he may not get the same service in Spain.”

Interest

Real Madrid are understood to have been put on high alert after Own Goal’s spectacular hat-trick against Portsmouth last weekend.

Spanish paper Marca have reported that Own Goal is the number one target for Madrid this summer, with Madrid’s president Perez quoted as saying, “You know I don’t like to talk about other clubs and their players, but I’ll do everything I can to get Manchester United’s Own Goal this summer.”

“Despite reaching double figures for the season after banging in another at Villa Park this week, I actually hope he hits a dry spell for the rest of the season - then we won’t have to pay as much as we did for that greasy, diving, moaning little degenerate last summer.”

Praise

Berbatov, who has so far failed to impress at his time at United, has nothing but praise for his fellow striker.

“The manager demands that we score, and Own Goal has come a long way this season, he’s a pleasure to play with, as it means I have to run even less - so I’m obviously chuffed,” concluded the only man alive who makes the Panda look hyperactive.

United’s top scorer, Wayne Rooney, wants to see Own Goal - whose nationality isn’t certain - declare himself for England and play in this years World Cup.

“Heskey, Defoe and Crouch, the three of them can **** off, I want to play up top with Ownie,” said Rooney.

Mr. Ferguson however, is understood to be fuming at Real Madrid, who have yet again disrupted one of his best players in mid season.

“I wouldn’t sell that mob Own Goal” he was understood to have said.

“He’s our player and playing him means we don’t have to play that little scouser Michael Owen, which is a result” concluded the fiery Scot.

[Matevž]

Da s takimi plavalci kot je Evans dobiš samo 2 gola daš pa 3 na San Siru - neprecenljivo. Če je kdo lahko kdaj koli United nagazo je to blo danes, ampak zmaga na koncu :manutd:

[tench]

Aj Milanće se bo še dolgo tepel po glavi....Ova noć nije bila njihov dan.....Utd na drugi strani ciničen do obisti....Kakorkoli, ta dvoboj je bržkone že odločen.....

[tench]

Evo, naši Esmeraldi se je definitivno in dokončno pridružila nova telenovela Gypsy Heart, kar napoveduje pestro nadaljevanje sezone....

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/sport/ ... 046053.ece

[Matevž]

Kake sirotinje...In to naj bi blo 2. uvrščeno moštvo It. prvenstva?! Ajajaj...

[tench]

Kake sirotinje...In to naj bi blo 2. uvrščeno moštvo It. prvenstva?! Ajajaj...

Pa da...ima se - može se....Zanimivo, kako je Milan, podobno kot doma, zopet takoj na štartu zapravil dve praktično nezgrešljivi priložnosti. Tekma bi ob malce večji zbranosti gostov, v tem primeru dobila vsaj malo tekmovalnega naboja....Tako pa, da, Italijani lajajo in Angleži gredo dalje...Bomo videli, kako se bo prihodnji teden odrezal Moronjo. Če mu niti letos, ob aktivnem rezultatu, ne uspe priti dlje od osmine finala, potem je stvar res žalostna

Edit;

[Matevž]

Kateri dve šansi? Pri 0:0? Spomnim se šanse Ronladinha z glavo(pri 0:0 ali pri 1:0?), druge pa ne. Milan je svoje opravil že v prvem polčasu prve tekme, ko bi moral vodit vsaj enih 2,3:0, to je pa tudi vse kaj so prikazali. Če pogledamo celo sliko se zdi, da je ManU napredoval z malo več kot pol moči, vrnili si jo jim za tisti boleč izpad, ko jih je Milan razbil s 3:0 na San Siru. Vsa čast pa Rooneyu, trenutno mislim da najbolj vročemu igralcu na svetu(30. gol letos). Naj tak dobro igra tam neki do konc maja, pol pa bi se lahko poškodoval za ene 3 tedne

[tench]

Najprej je Ronaldinho zgrešil nemogoče z glavo, kmalu zatem pa se mu je pridružil Huntelaar, ki je slabše kot ciciban ustavljal fantastično globinsko diagonalo, ko se je sam znašel pred Van der Sarjem. Tudi tam je bilo težje zgrešiti kot zadeti...

A kot že rečeno, stvari so kmalu zatem šle svojo pot...

Glede Rooneya pa, ni potrebno, da se poškoduje pred SP. Mi smo takšni velemojstri, da se bomo izločili kar sami in takšne "pomoči" ne potrebujemo...

[Matevž]

Aja tisto od Huntelarja - tak kot si rekel, more najprej žogo štopat, da šansa postane Je pa pol Pipo dodal svoje - rekord v ofsajdih v najbolj kratko odigranem času

[The_Milkman]

http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528, ... 69,00.html


Evo počelo je počelo....Fergie že zakopava mine.....