Pride vse še na vrsto. Vse ob svojem času...DV_tifo napisal/-a:Razen če ti strah in trepet sodnih dvoran pomaga, samo pive si ne pusti častit. Kaj bi jaz brez tencha pri pravu družb delal...si ne upam niti pomislit.
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The_Milkman
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tench napisal/-a:The_Milkman napisal/-a:Vržte tole v googla Find Chuck Norris pa kliknte i'm feeling lucky (klik na srečo)
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If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.
Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.
Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
"Za mene Interblock ne bo nikoli Olimpija, za mene je Interblock Factor in Factor nikoli ne more biti na nivoju Olimpije."
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.
A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
Chuck Norris puts the "laughter" in manslaughter.
Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.
A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
Chuck Norris puts the "laughter" in manslaughter.
Pričaju lovci svoje događaje, i počne se jedan kurčiti: „Jednom ja idem šumom i vidim jelena, polako mu se približim i pogodim da tačno između očiju. Odem ja tamo, moram ga odneti kući. I uzmem mu ja noge i stavim ih oko vrata...“ i u tom trenutku mu zazvoni mob i priča on 5min i onda da nastavi, pita on ostale gde je stao. „Noge oko vrata...“ reče jedan. „Ah da... i tako počnem ja da jebem i jebem, i jebem, i jebem,...“
"Za mene Interblock ne bo nikoli Olimpija, za mene je Interblock Factor in Factor nikoli ne more biti na nivoju Olimpije."
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Pazi komentarje dol:
1. hokej (16.05.2008 || 10:09:23)
In namen tega prispevka je?
2. ElectroShock (16.05.2008 || 10:23:08)
@hokej: pozakati kako je naše šolstvo odlično.
pazi tega
Ma što to prićate. Mi smo jeli viljuškama, dok su europski vladari još jeli rukama. U, jebemti, danas možda još jedu rukama, ali barem imaju šta. .
in 100 let kasneje pisanje še vedno povzroča probleme To moreste videt
Fajt dveh nonotov - http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=tuaGOoDyP ... re=related
Fajt u oddaji - http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=bwFLU_NHy ... re=related
Tip ki so mu žensko udarli - http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=A-zK7-GNM ... re=related
Fajt dveh nonotov - http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=tuaGOoDyP ... re=related
Fajt u oddaji - http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=bwFLU_NHy ... re=related
Tip ki so mu žensko udarli - http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=A-zK7-GNM ... re=related
When the doors of perception are cleansed, man will see things as they truly are - infinite (William Blake)