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The_Milkman napisal/-a:(kje je kdo s štrikom ko ga rabiš....)

The_Milkman napisal/-a:dobro sponzorušo ujel Al-Ansari

The size of Liverpool’s task is shown by them not managing to score on the eight occasions that Rafael Benítez has taken his team to Stamford Bridge in the past four seasons.

Did someone say sing? That brings us back neatly to Hicks, who, daring to set foot inside Anfield for the first time in four months, stumbled his way through You’ll Never Walk Alone in a manner that evoked memories of John Redwood, the Secretary of State for Wales at the time, miming desperately to Hen Wlad Fy Nhadau. Not since Delia Smith slurred her way through the worst rallying call of all time at the interval during a Norwich City match three seasons ago has a boardroom figure at an English club invited such ridicule.

Mimogrede, kader, v katerem je Hicks s svojo karavano "triumfiral" spredaj, medtem ko sta Parry in Moores vedrila v zadnji vrsti pri ograji (po možnosti sta sedela na stopnicah), je bil enostavno priceless....

Before kickoff, fans flicked abusive hand signals at the American as he appeared to join in the club anthem "You'll Never Walk Alone'' while his son Tom Hicks Jr. waved a Liverpool scarf in the air. Chelsea fans bellowed taunts of "USA! USA!'' during the early stages of the match.

Si prepričan, da je tisto Al Ansari?

A look of wide-eyed shock appears on his face,, and he throws his headphones off. Cue utter hilarity from the other mongs (you can hear Merson pissing himself) and Thommo fucking loses it. He screams something, aimed towards Stelling, with a manic, maniacal look in his eyes. I rewound it several times but could not for the life of me work out what Thommo shouted.

FABIO AURELIO will not play again this season after being injured during Liverpool's Champions League semi-final first-leg against Chelsea.

The Brazilian was substituted in the second half after appearing to be injured.

First reports from the Liverpool's medical centre suggest the defender, who arrived at Anfield in 2006, has injured his groin and will not figure again this season.

He was replaced on the pitch in the 61st minute by John Arne Riise.

The_Milkman napisal/-a:Thommo bow bow bow bow

Citiram:
A look of wide-eyed shock appears on his face,, and he throws his headphones off. Cue utter hilarity from the other mongs (you can hear Merson pissing himself) and Thommo fucking loses it. He screams something, aimed towards Stelling, with a manic, maniacal look in his eyes. I rewound it several times but could not for the life of me work out what Thommo shouted.

Merseyside police have detained John A Riise last night on the M56, He was seen heading in the wrong direction.

Monday

Champions League is just around the corner, so I woke up with that strange tingling feeling in my bones. At first I thought it was the gout coming back, so I went to see the Doc. He's a great mate. Doc gave me a funny look and said I was a hypo-flamin'-chondriac.
I didn't flamin' know what one of them was, so texted my great mate Warney. He texted me back asking what kind of underwear I was wearing. Strewth! He's back on the old VB's again!

Tuesday

Security man stopped me getting into Anfield today - said he had no flamin' idea who I was! Luckily he's a big Emmerdale fan so I mentioned my sheila Sheree. I reckon he's just havin' a laugh with the flamin' Aussie! He's a great mate really.
Anyhow, I found Stevie G and told him I was worried about having all my gear nicked when I go to Moscow. He just laughed and said that it wouldn't be a problem. He's a great bloke. Small forehead though.
My flamin' ear ached a bit, so went back to see the Doc. Couldn't find him. I could have flamin' swore I heard him when I knocked on the door. Bludger!

Wednesday

Dumped me Midnight Oil 'Beds are Burning' original 7 inch with my great mate Tim Cahill for safekeeping for when I go to flamin' Russia. After all, it's not as if he's going anywhere soon! He didn't seem too stoked when I told him that and reminded me where his brother lived now via the medium of mime. Great bloke though.
Went to see the boss. Walked into the office and he also asked who I flamin' was. Must have been planning this with the security guard! Flamin' mongrels!
Asked him if he needed my passport photo for the visa for Russia as everyone else has had to hand them over. He said that he already had everything he needed. What a great bloke!
My tummy felt a bit weird - last time I eat croc's feet for brekkie - so went to find the Doc. He told me that he would flamin' kill me if he ever saw me again.
That's what so flamin' great about Liverpool: The banter.

Thursday

My great mate Andy Vorinin came to see me today. He asked me how I managed to give it 110% in every one of the seven minutes I've played this season.
I told him I got my flamin' inspiration from John Farnham. "We're not gonna sit silence, we're not gonna live in fear," I yelled at him.
He just gave me one of those weird looks. Great mate though. And looks a bit like some rough old Sheila I copped off with a few years back in Woollagong.
My toenail hurt a bit so went looking for the Doc. Found him the dunny crying like a big Sheila. Strewth!

Friday

Flamin' firemen at the club today. My great mate Jamie Carragher got his hand stuck in the photo machine. Again. There for four flamin' hours before they could get it out, the great galah.
I told him that the boss said he didn't need my flamin' photo. He said he thought that might be the case. Strewth, who could ask for a better bunch of mates!