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Tony Evans on talksport
-Gillett's Syrian mate another delaying tactic
-Gillett/Hicks, despite talk of wanting out, quite willing to sit tight and ride out the storm before new tv deals kick in
-Torres WILL LEAVE if takeover doesnt happen, sick of broken promises
-Offer is to purchase the debt from RBS, as they would not pay the 600-800million which they where being quoted
-Want the deal to happen now, so funds can be made available for transfers straight away
-Stadium will begin asap
-If nothing happens in 2 weeks they will walk away
-Broughton shocked to realise that there are NO other serious bidders interested in the club despite what he's said publically
" @PerryMystique and his brother came in to Liverpool yesterday .. First time for his brother ( lil brother ) dat he visit Liverpool !!!
So yesterday we @PerryMystique had his promo thing .. And I heard everything went well .. So today .. Perry's bro needed to go bak
So today!!! I had obv training rite.. and Perr's brother had to go bak at 7pm ( his flight)
So while i went for da training... i gave Perr and his brother my house keys !!! cause i wasnt in all day ...
So they went to da city.. and they did their thang all day !!!!
So perr is callin my around 5 to tell me.. his brother left for da airport.. so he was wondering where i were !!!
So i told him i would be 25 min away from home... i asked him if he could be there on time!!! he had my keys right
Perry: Ofcourse .. u know i'm always on time homie !!! Me: Yeah i know dat -___- gnr
So i arrived home.. and perr was there.. ( i was surprised cause he was on time ) .. so we went in da house..
Just chillin.. listen to some music.. talked abit about his movements etc etc... #NoHomo lol
around 6pm .. my Blackberry goes like a madd thing in my pocket!!! At da same time i was recording Perr in my studio
So i was busy right?????
So i never looked at my fone..
MY FONEEE!!!! It was callin for help or something.. he was like dammit RYAN .. u messages !!!!
So i told Perr... hold up.. lemme see who is dying to talk to me ... so i looked at my fone...
Perr's bro were sendin me lots of messages!!! Time: 6.07pm !!!!
So i read his messages dat he send me
Brother: PING, PING, PING,PING !!!!!
brother: RYAN I FORGOT MY TICKET ON UR KITCHEN TABLE
Brother: CAN U PLEASE BRING IT ASAP !!!!!
Brother: MY FLIGHT GOES 7PM!!!!!!
Brother: HURRRRRYYYYYYYYYY !!!!!!
For the peops who dont know what PING PING is!!! dats something if you have a blackberry !!! #legggooo
So!!!
So was shocked .. and screamed at perr..: YOUR BROTHER FORGOT HIS TICKET.. WE NEED TO BRING IT ... COME ONN!!!!! #LEGGOOOO !!!
p.s hint -----------> #Leggooo
So me and perry all da way runnin to da kitchen ... took his ticket... jumped in to our shoesss... broke almost the doors of my car!!! and..
FLYING TO DA AIRPORT!!!
So..
While we r driving... Perr is callin with his brother... : WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPENS TO YOU???? DAMMITTTT
So finally on da airport... i'm running inside cause i know obv how i have to run through da airport to reach perr's brother..
So i finally saw perr's bro... i'm totally sweating ... can't even say a word... i had a veryyyyy hard training session today.. and..
I almost lost my balance ...ahaha
So perr's bro is looking at me like: Homie wats wrong wit you???? You good???
I'm looking up, cause i had both hands on my knees.. and i said: WHAT????? U ASK ME WHATS WRONG????
Brother: Naahhh i'm just asking !!!
SMFH !!!!!-___- !!!
So .. i gave him his tickets.. and he was like: Thanks .. Thanks... next time hurry up ..
I didnt even said something!!! i went bak to da car !!!
So its like 645pm !!! And me and perr r driving bak to my house..
I'm in front of my gate.. pressed the code in.. and we finally parked !!!
While we were driving through da gate.. me and perr were saying.. : Dis guy is unbelievable .. next time if dis happends he can forget it!!
So while me and perr stepped outta car.. my fone went : unknown number called me!!!
I pick up my fone.. and it was perr's bro..: RYAN I MISSED MY FLIGHT ..!!!
bro: I CANT BELIEVE IT.. WE WERE BOARDING BUT IT WAS BUSY WITH PEOPLE SO I THOUGHT I M GOIN FOR A QUIK DRINK ..
AND WHEN I CAME BAK.. THE GATE WAS CLOSED !!!!
I looked up to perry and said : hey ur bro missed his flight...!! me and perr looked each other in da eyes #noHomo .. AND WE STARTS LAUGHING
AHAHAHAHAHA.... PERRY FELT ON DA GROUND WITH TEARSSSS... I DROPPED MY FONEE ON DA GRASS AND WAS ROLIN ON DA GROUND WITH TEARS
we couldnt believe he was seriousssss !!!! HE MISSED HIS FLIGHT?????? AHAHAHAHAH
STILL ON DA GROUND ... ROLLINNNNN !!!!!
i think like 5 minutes or something LOLLL
OK OK !!!!
i picked up my fone... ( still with tears of laughing ) .. looked up to perry.. AND DROPPED MY FONE AGAINNNNN AND STARTS ROLLINNNN
OK OK!!!!
I picked up da fone again... and said: HEYYY REALLYY... ME AND PERR CANT BELIEVE THIS... U R SO STUPID... AHAHA ..
me: TAKE A TAXI HOME CAUSE U R GOING NOWHERE TONITE AHAHAHAHAH
so he i could tell he was obv very upset missing his flight!!! so he was like: ok i'm coming...
So i hang up.. while i'm walking to the front door with Perr... ( STILL LAUGHING WITH TEARS ) !!!
arrived at da frond door!!!!!!! i'm looking for my keys... while i m askin perr.. hey do u have my keys !!!! -___- !!!!
Perr stopped wit laughing ... and said: keysss??? nahhh i gave u da keys in da house...!!!!
-______-!!!!!!!!!
SMFH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WE LEFT DA HOUSE KEYS INSIDE DA HOUSE WHEN WE WERE IN A RUSH TO DA AIRPORT!!!! OMGG !!!!!
So can u imagine me and perr were laughing soooo harddd with tearsss my stomach was hurting.. and all of a sudden ... we were DAT SERIOUS !!
-_____- !!!!!
Wat can WE DO ??????
yall know rite .. when u dont know wat to do .. and u start looking around like ..yeaahh dat tree is gonna help u... yeah riteeee
Yeah yeah.. one of my mentions said... because i laughed at perr's bro.. KARMA... yeah i guess so follower !!! i guess sooo -____- !!!
So here we are... like 2 kids sittin in front .. of a house door.. !!!
Quik question !!! Yall still good??? cause i aint ready !!! lol
Ok ok... so his brother arrived ...
i opened da gate for him... and he looked at us like: what is goin on over here???? he asked: WHY DA HELL R U GUYS SITTIN ON DA GROUND LIKE
LIKE SOME KID STOLE UR CANDY OR SOMETHING !!!
sighs...
after waiting there for a lil 20 min... i realized .. my man SAM.. had spare keys...
I called him up.. and he said..i can come but it will take 1hr before i'm bak in Liverpool
Anyway... we were really waiting...I'm not gonna tell yall wat we did during this hr.. cause i will lose all my followers.. LOLLL..
Sam arrived.. and we could go bak in da house... !!!
Da end of this story ends.. with: I forgot dat i had bread in the oven .. before i left.. me and perr were hungry..
MMMM ... bread was burned ... house smelled like .... ( you fill dis in ) !!!
The End !!!! -____- !!!!!"
So I'm waiting on Washington for a taxi right .. And one stops ..
It was like a big taxi van ..
It had like 3 rows where u could sit .. So I'm jumping in all the way in the back ..
I gave him the address where I needed to be it suppose to be a drive for like 10 min max ...
I was kinda tired so I closed my eyes hoping dat the driver would give me a shout when we were there ..
So I'm sleeping rite .. And the next thing u know .. After 5 min drive he stops for 2 pretty lady's who were waiting for a taxi too
He asked where they needed to go ... " To the airport "
Pretty lady's : " we r in a hurry so we need to go to the airport asap, can u take us "
So the driver said ofcourse I can take u guys jump in ..
I was still sleeping .. While this happened
Next thing I know .. I woke up .. Looked outside and saw dat we were driving 70 miles n hour on the motor way ..
I screamed to the driver .. : Hey what the hell .. Where we going .. ????? At the same time the girls were looking both to the bak and .
And where shocked cause they didn't knew there was a guy sleeping in the back ..
Pretty girls : Who the hell r u?????? What's going on here .. Driver hellooo who is dis guy???
The driver was so embarrassed .. He totally forgot he had a passenger in the back sleepin .. He totally for got me ..
He apologized constantly .. And said sorry sorry .. I bring them quik to the airport then I will bring u back ..
So I looked at the girls like what's goin on here .. The girls looked at me like what the hell is disss ...
When we dropped the girls .. We drove back to where I needed to be ..
When we were at the destination .. The counter was on $68,50
I looked at the driver I said how much do I need to pay now???? Cause I aint gonna pay dat ..
By the way the driver I think was a trainstan kinda guy ( I think )
He said uhmm .. Give me 20 .. I said: WHAT ... R u nuts .. This drive suppose to be 6, 7 doller max .. 20 dollers????? Hell nooo
He was like yes yes ..I want 20 dollars.. He was like arguing with me ..
So after 5 min arguing.. Left 8 dollar on the seats and walked out ..
Next thing u know .. He stepped out his car and starts screaming : GIVE ME MY MONEY !!!!! GIVE ME MY MONEY !!!
Everybody was looking at me like .. Dude r u serious u didn't payed him ????
I try to walk away quickly.. Next thing .. Police on a motor cycle .. Stopped me .. What a coincidence ..
Police: Where do u think u going with out paying the tax driver ????
I looked at the police dude .. And was thinking : What's is going to happen now .. #jail??? nahh nahh .. Can't be ..
Me the police and the driver where arguing on about what happend ..
Ok dat didn't worked .. I had to go the police station .. 10 min away after he heard I was from Holland ..
I brought my passport with me .. And they were askin me questions like .. Why u here for what am I doin bak home etc etc
Next thing u know .. Police said .. : why looks ur name so familiar???? And he starts lookin at me ..
Yes officer .. I play football ... Officer: American football???? Noo sorry my bad.. I play soccer ..
where do u play??? I play for Liverpool fc sir ..
His face starts changing and he starts .. Noooo wayyyyy??? LIVERPOOL???? IM a MASSIVE LFC FAN ...
Next thing .. He is talking so longgg about last season .. About the bad year ..and everything ...
Same story .. Every time ..
Then at the end he was like : ur free to go man, good luck for next season ..
I was like ok thanks .. Wat about the taxi driver????
Officer: ahh don't worry about dat .. We take care of dat ..
I'm finally on my destination .. At 830pm..
I took the taxi at 1.20pm -_-
All day wasted .. While the the journey should have bin 10 min max !!!!! Can u believe dat?????



Chinese Government to buy LFC - The Times
The Chinese Government is the mystery backer behind a bid for Liverpool Football Club, The Times can reveal.
China’s overseas investment arm China Investment Corporation (CIC), which already owns a stake in Canary Wharf, is funding the bid fronted by the sports tycoon Kenny Huang for one of Britain’s biggest sporting names.
The debt-laden club is expected to change hands this month and last night the Chinese appeared to be in pole position to win a three-way takeover battle. The other bidders are a wealthy Kuwaiti family and an American private equity group.
Liverpool’s lender, the Royal Bank of Scotland, forced the club’s unpopular American owners, Tom Hicks and George Gillett, to put it up for sale in April. A number of potential foreign buyers have been circling, but until now the role of the Communist Government was unknown.
The acquisition would be just a tiny piece of China’s vast global investment plan. CIC was created in 2007 to invest billions of dollars for the benefit of the State. The country has been able to stockpile nearly $2 trillion of foreign currency reserves because it exports many more billions of pounds of goods and services than it imports. CIC has $332 billion to spend abroad.
The fund already has stakes in natural resources and energy companies in Asia, the US and Africa as part of China’s long-term strategy of securing its energy supplies. Liverpool would be its first football club and a high-profile entry into British cultural life.
Neither CIC nor Mr Huang was available for comment last night, but insiders said that CIC would end up owning the majority of the club if the consortium’s planned bid — which values Liverpool at between £300 million and £350 million — is successful.
China is not the first foreign country to covet English Premier League teams. Arsenal, Aston Villa, Birmingham, Chelsea, Liverpool, Manchester United, Manchester City and Sunderland are all in foreign hands.
Manchester City, which is owned by Sheikh Mansour bin Zayed al-Nahyan, a senior member of the Royal Family in Abu Dhabi, and Chelsea, owned by the Russian oligarch Roman Abramovich, were bought as trophy assets. The owners have poured in money without seeking a profit.
It is believed that the Chinese would expect to make money by building a bigger stadium in Merseyside and developing the club’s Asian fan base.
Liverpool already has a sponsorship deal with the bank Standard Chartered, which focuses on Asia. Presenting the bank’s half-year results yesterday, Peter Sands, its chief executive, said that its sponsorship of Liverpool was the most cost-effective way of getting Standard Chartered’s name on to television screens across Asia.
The sale is being run by Barcap, Barclays’ investment banking arm, and Martin Broughton, chairman of British Airways, who was brought in as temporary chairman of the club in April.
Insiders said that it was a three-way contest between the Chinese, Rhône Capital, a private equity group, and the billionare al-Kharafi family of Kuwait.
Any buyer must be cleared by the Premier League, which has held talks with the bidders. The main test is financial and it is unlikely that a bid would be blocked from the cash-rich Chinese.
Mr Huang reiterated his interest in Liverpool through his PR firm Hill & Knowlton yesterday but said that he had yet to make a formal binding bid.
Operating income ▲ US$ 44.723 Billion (2009)[1]
Net income ▲ US$ 41.660 Billion (2009)[1]
Total assets ▲ US$ 332.394 Billion (2009)[1]
Total equity ▲ US$ 332.394 Billion (2009)[1]